Stockton won his first set today - 3 rounds to 1 - despite my best Utah white-boy trash-talking efforts. After the beating, I spent the evening nursing my bruised ego and abusing mildly caffeinated soft drinks while plotting my revenge: I will take him out on the court tomorrow, lower the rim to 7.5 feet and hammer him with the most powerful two-handed tomahawk jam that my four-inch vertical leap will allow.
Consider yourself warned Stockton - - straight from the gutter like cheap butter.
Update: 9/16: Sawyer enters the fray, goes 5/5, and wins his first mini-round!

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Way to go Stockton!
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